Wise old Man….!

Grandad and Granny went away for a few days last month. He told us they went to a small comfortable hotel in the west. Part of that story was true, they did go to the west but it was a camping holiday.

After they got their tent all set up, both Granny & Grandad fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Granny wakes Grandad and says, "St James’s Street tonight, look up to the sky; what do you see?"

Grandad replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asked Granny.

Grandad scratches his head and ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Granny?"

"You are dumber than K8’s dog. Someone has stolen our tent."

My Truelove

Now you may have noticed that I have not mentioned my truelove for some time. This is because of the complications. There is another woman! Yes I am the other woman because he has a wife. Maybe that is why he won’t come down from the mountain to escort me to the Irish Blog Awards on Saturday.

Now I want let him know that I will miss him even if I have a trail of Toyboys running after me. I wonder how he will spend the evening?

I suppose he will relax with ‘Herself’ by the fire…

Or maybe do a little dancing round the room….

But since the winter is nearly over they might start planning their holiday…..

Grandad we will all miss you on Saturday.