Thursday, April 12, 2007

How was I born?

Sean goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

You’re Mother and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with her and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine - months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:







You got Male!

Then a little later Sean relates this story to his mother and her answer is:

Is it any wonder young people nowadays are so confused?


Dario Sanchez said...

What?? The stork doens't bring babies?

Then where do they come from?

Nancy said...

Dario seems confused so I will tell him about the cultural exchange we recently had with visitors from Mars.
We asked the Martians how they procreated and they took us to a "Baby factory" and there was an assembly line. One worker put a little torso on the conveyor belt and other workers put on arms,legs.noses,eyes etc. until a whole baby came off the line complete.
They then asked us how we procreated and we said," It's a little delicate but in the name of science we will show you." They arranged for a couple to have relations and the Martins could not contain themselves. They roared with laughter and said. "That's the way we make CARS"

Dario Sanchez said...

Are you sure this wasn't the Japanese now? They're awfully good at making cars ...

Too good ...

grannymar said...

Good on you Nancy, you keep that young Dario right!