Sean goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
You’re Mother and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with her and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine - months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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Then a little later Sean relates this story to his mother and her answer is:

Is it any wonder young people nowadays are so confused?