Cellulite

Grandad has offered solve my cellulite problem. Thankfully there is no mention of Botox. He says he can use sand-blasting, Pollyfilla or Photoshop? Hopefully some of you out there can advise me which method would be most suitable and long lasting. I have a wedding coming up and if he can’t help I might have to resort to a flour bag!

I have tried the Photoshop method myself, but it is very difficult walking around with a photograph stuck to my face. It becomes lob-sided very quickly in this windy weather, or soggy and streaked when it rains.

All suggestions gratefully received.