Monday, May 21, 2007

Twenty Twelve and all that

With the Olympic Games coming to the UK in 2012 a new area of competition for Granddads has been announced. Admission will be by Bus Pass.

The following are some of the suggestions for the events:

1. Sag, You're it.

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Doc, Doc, Goose.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Hide and go pee.

9. Spin the Bottle of Bisodol.

10. Musical recliners.


Nancy said...

Hello Grannymar,

Just think, the Olympics are coming in 2012.
With any luck you may be taking young Georgie or little Elly to see the sights of the athletes getting their medals.
Isn't that something wonderful to look forward to?

Conortje said...

groan - I didn't laugh , honestly I didn't. OK, maybe just a wee bit :-)

Grandad said...

Can I enter the octathlon?

grannymar said...

@Nancy Nice thought.

@Conortje Sure you are nearly half way there.

@Grandad you would streak past all of them ;)

K8 said...

This post reminded me of Monty Python's 'Twits Olympics'. Did they get that idea from you?!

Conortje said...

Cheeky Monkey :-)