Thursday, February 01, 2007

You are invited…

You are cordially invited to my Big Blast!

I have heard this morning of the latest type of disposal for human remains. After cremation the average remains weigh about 8lbs. These are attached to a firework rocket, the tape is lit and hey presto!

Elly the matches are on the mantelpiece.

Enjoy the party!

P.S. I am not going for a long while yet. I hope!


Grandad said...

Herself wants to know if you want to be cremated before or after your demise?

grannymar said...

Hello 'Herself'

Better cremate me first as otherwise I might turn out to be a bit of a damp squib