You are cordially invited to my Big Blast!
I have heard this morning of the latest type of disposal for human remains. After cremation the average remains weigh about 8lbs. These are attached to a firework rocket, the tape is lit and hey presto!
Elly the matches are on the mantelpiece.
Enjoy the party!
P.S. I am not going for a long while yet. I hope!
2 comments:
Herself wants to know if you want to be cremated before or after your demise?
Hello 'Herself'
Better cremate me first as otherwise I might turn out to be a bit of a damp squib
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