Monday, September 25, 2006

New Diet Rules

I came across this list some time ago and would like to share it with you. The New diet rules are:

1. If you eat something, but no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2.When drinking a diet soda while eating a candy bar, the diet soda cancels the calories in the candy bar.

3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count as long as you don't eat more than they do.

4. Foods used for medicinal purposes never count. Ex: hot chocolate, brandy, toast, and cheesecake

5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

6. Movie-related foods do not have calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. Ex: milkshakes, buttered popcorn, mints, and nachos

7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking the cookie causes calorie leakage.

8. Late-night snacks have no calories. The refrigerator light is not strong enough for the calories to see their way into the calorie counter.

9. If you are in the process of preparing something, food licked off knives and spoons have no calories. Ex: peanut butter on a knife, ice cream on a spoon

10. Food of the same colour has the same number of calories. Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate. Chocolate is a universal colour and may be substituted for any other.

1 comment:

ellybabes said...

Ok sweetheart, I made the changes that we discussed to your sidebar, RSS feed link and NewsGator button has been added. Your photo and the "view my profile" link are no longer side-by-side and your archives show as a drop-down menu instead.... How's it look to you?